Save the Date

In exactly four years, you won't be reading this blog. You will be getting ready for my wedding.

I've wanted to get married on New Years Eve for as long as I can remember. New Years Eve is my favorite holiday and I just love what it represents: new beginnings, lifestyle changes, and of course an opportunity to wear a sparkly dress. Starting a new year and a new life simultaneously would be amazing, plus there's just something about the holiday season that just makes everything seem...better. Can you imagine just how fun that after party reception would be? Also, getting married on New Years Eve is a surefire way for my future husband to never forget our anniversary. I hope.

Because I'm a woman, here are some things I'm already thinking about in anticipation of my big day:

Husband
If I want to get married on Saturday, December 31, 2016, I need to find a husband ASAP. If I don't find a potential suitor soon I'll have to wait until New Years Eve 2022 (a Saturday) to get married...eek! Time to reactive my blackpeoplemeet.com profile.

Hey baby.

Food
All I know is I want a cupcake tower. I'll figure out the food/drink situation once I get a man.

Note: this is not what I want at my wedding but look at how cute it is!

Dress

Bright white (I know that's supposed to be reserved for virgins but no one at the wedding needs to know I was a whore) and sparkly. Possibly a shorter reception dress so I can dance.

Love these.

Flowers 

I HATE FLOWERS AND THERE WILL BE NONE AT MY WEDDING. YEAH I SAID IT.

Biggest waste of money ever!

Honeymoon

I don't plan on leaving the room so it doesn't really matter...

See you guys in four years!