As much as I would like for this happen, it doesn't. Last year I'm not even sure I showered on New Years Day so that resolution didn't even get off the ground. If I had to guess, I probably shower 330 out of 365 days annually. I'm an Aquarius and love the water so you would think this wouldn't be an issue for me but I am simply not motivated to shower daily. It's time consuming to get undressed, clean, and re-dressed and that whole process seems like such a waste of time if I'm not going anywhere. Come to think of it, I didn't even shower this morning and I had to be somewhere (work). I have no legitimate excuse except that it's a half day so let's move on.
I'm not a huge crier, but when I do cry it is bad. Since I don't cry frequently my tear ducts get backed up and when they get triggered they do not stop. For example, last night was the trigger was this really touching montage on The X Factor...twenty minutes later the The X Factor was over and I was still crying, but at that time I was thinking about how my dad broke his elbow and my co-worker's aunt who just died after getting bitten by a spider. While I would like to limit my crying to four times a year, it's impossible because I never know what will set me off. The movie Up, Say Yes to the Dress, the 10:00 news, proposal videos on YouTube, gin, being hungry, being sleepy, goodbyes, and any commercials involving sick children or missing-limbed animals all need to be avoided if this is going to work.
My birthday is the first week of February so...yeah, no.
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